Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - You’re cool.
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - I hate you
White - Delete your tumblr.
Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype
2:28 am 28,479 notes
1:44 am 2 notes
I’ve been lookin at my dad’s Facebook for an hour I love him oh my god
So we’re putting my dog down on sunday and I’ve been cryin all day
We should do that except gently feed the pigeons instead because I love them
Do it again and make it even better
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
12:01 am 288,911 notes
2:49 pm 201 notes
"Don’t you be givin’ that to me in that sippy cup. I am an adult and I deserve an adult glass"